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gendercake: uummm hi i wrote a south park fic for the first time in like years or s/t it’s kinda...

Thu, 16 May 2013 01:24:29 -0400

uummm hi i wrote a south park fic for the first time in like years or s/t

it’s kinda bullshit but u can read it here on ffnet or here on ao3

its rambly and unreliable

also wherein tweek is trans* WHICH I NEEDED TO GET OUT OF MY SYSTEM OK no more cis. No More Cis

oh yeah it’s like one-sided tweek/craig i guess thats important

reminder that this happened

are you still going to be a part of the south park fandom or have you moved on?

Thu, 06 Sep 2012 15:41:22 -0400

i still love south park!! i’m really out of the fandom right now but when the new season starts (less than three weeeeeks! yee) i might start up in the fandom again C:

mike/chuck cafe au - part 2!

Mon, 06 Aug 2012 08:11:40 -0400

mike/chuck cafe au - part 2!:

cheesings:

i kinda suck at progressing on the “chuck can’t cook” situation itself but i put in some backstory so it shouldn’t be too bad

and here’s part one!

dude you write like a the god of goodwrting would write you motherfucking good writer. I LOVE YOUR STORIES PLEASE WRITE MORE. thank you and goodbye

Fri, 03 Aug 2012 23:16:29 -0400

oh my flippin gosh thank so much i

hdfjadlfhjda

IM GONNA WRITE MORE I PROMISE ;__; thank you

so i started filling the mikechuck cafe au on the kink meme :3c

Mon, 30 Jul 2012 01:12:12 -0400

so i started filling the mikechuck cafe au on the kink meme :3c

cheesings: DING DING DING DING DING we’ve got two winners and...

Sat, 14 Jul 2012 02:11:09 -0400

cheesings:

DING DING DING DING DING

we’ve got two winners

and here are your prizes:

who cooks normally?: okay so i used to be like CRAIG IS A FUCKING ITALIAN CHEF OK HE POOPS OLIVE GARDEN DISHES EXCEPT BETTER and i dunno if i really stand by that anymore, i think he’d be too lazy to sit around teaching himself how to cook right, so umm let’s say they both TRY TO COOK. they follow directions on the box and they’re like “WHAT THE FUCK IS A PILAF, TWEEK PLS” and tweek is like “SHIT I DON’T KNOW JUST PUT THE RICE IN THE RICE COOKER, THAT’S WHAT RICE COOKERS DO RIGHT, THEY COOK RICE” and craig is like “TWEEK PLS” and tweek is like “CRAIG PLS”

how often do they fight?: this was on the old meme HAHA and they answer is THEY FIGHT ALL THE TIME BUT EVER SO SICKENINGLY AND ENDEARINGLY, motherfucking pubes in the shower drain, and tweek is like “CRAIG PLS DIS IS DISGUSTING” and craig is like “O SO YOU’LL SUCK MY DICK BUT YOU WON’T PICK MY PUBES OUT OF THE SHOWER DRAIN” and tweek is like “CRAIG PLS” and craig is like “TWEEK PLS”

what do they do when they’re away from each other?:

nicknames for each other?: meme pls nicknames are gay as hell
okay but maybe like stupid things like puns
tweek would be like “oh hey it’s craigs benedict” or “scrambled craigs” oR NO OMG
WHEN CRAIG IS IN A BAD MOOD TWEEK’S JUST LIKE “COME ON LET’S SEE THOSE CRAIGS SUNNY SIDE UP”
AND CRAIG’S LIKE

who is more likely to pay for dinner?: equally likely because they like to split the bill EXACTLY DOWN THE MIDDLE and if the total+tip adds up to an odd number they thumbwrestle for the extra cent

who steals the covers at night?: they don’t have matched up sleep schedules so they’re hardly ever in bed together hahaHHA TAKE THAT, KOKOROS
AND THEN THEY FIGHT ABOUT THE OTHER SLEEPING SO MUCH AND NOT SPENDING ENOUGH TIME TOGETHER
but when they do sleep together tweek is all over those fucking covers ok

what would they get each other for gifts?: omG CRAIG IS THE WORST PERSON AT GIFTS AND TWEEK IS THE BEST PERSON
TWEEK IS LIKE “I’M GONNA GET HIM THAT DVD BOX SET AND THOSE RARE EUROPEAN CHOCOLATES AND ALSO MY DICK IN A BOX”
AND CRAIG IS LIKE
“we needed kitchen tongs so i got you kitchen tongs”

who kissed who first?: omg this really reALLY DEPENDS ON WHAT THE STORY IS!!! i like to think of tweek doing it first and him being like

and going in right for the kill WITH NO FUCKS GIVEN
HE’S JUST LIKE
I’M GOING TO PUT MY MOUTH ON HIS MOUTH AND WE’RE GOING TO INTERLOCK OUR TONGS
oh my god i meant tongues but i wrote tongs
see it all comes together with the kitchen tongs

who made the first move?: there really where no first moves, everything kinda just hApPeNs On ItS oWn i guess
they just KNEW ok don’t FUCK WITH IT

they’re both pretty shitty at initiating things though but tweek likes to do things fast like ripping off band-aids

also why isn’t there a question on this thing about band-aids, craig and tweek buy only superhero band-aids and there are no more exceptions

who remembers things?: um neither of them lol they don’t have an anniversary, tweek is like “CRAIG LET’S BE LIKE NORMAL COUPLES AND CELEBRATE AN ANNIVERSARY” and craig is like “TWEEK PLS I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DAY TODAY IS” and tweek is like “ditto” and then they proceed to grab their butts and fly away

who started the relationship?: what the fuck is this you already asked this basically, i mean first kisses/first moves AND ONE PERSON CAN’T START A RELATIONSHIP, TWO PEOPLE START A RELATIONSHIP

MEME PLS

who cusses more?: they’re both fucking sailors but craig does it more by a landslide he’s just like “fuck these goddamn bitch-ass rice cookers and their motherfucking weird-ass shitty shitty bang bang settings and theSE FUCKING TONGS I MEAN, YOU CAN’T PICK UP RICE WITH JESUSFUCKING TONGS OH MY CUNTBASKETS WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU PUT THE SERVING SPOON, TWEEK, YOU MASSIVE INSUFFERABLE TWAT”

what would they do if the other one was hurt?: uuuhhh hurt in what way??!! emotionally or physically :o( if they were emotionally hurt they would just talk it out ok let’s talk it out and pat each other’s backs and eat some fatty ass pizza does that sound ok

and if one of them was physically hurt in a minor way, like a cut or something—ok ok how about this, one of them uh let’s say tweek is trying to change a lightbulb, the bulb breaks and the shards get all over the place, he sweeps them up but there is still a small one that he misses AND HE STEPS ON IT and he’s like MOTHERFUCKNFIUHDKJFLSH and craig is like “tweek pls, what is it” and tweek is like “i stepped on a shard” and craig is like ”r u kidding” and tweek holds up his foot like “is my foot ok” and craig is like ”wOAH PLOT TWIST, IT’S BLEEDING” and tweek is like “GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD” and craig is like OK BUDDY LET’S HOP TO THE BATHROOM and for extra super deluxe gayness, they BOTH hop to the bathroom on one foot and craig cleans the cut and tweek is like “muddafukka dat stings” and craig is like “tweek pls did i say it wasn’t gonna hurt” which is really a d33p metaphor for their HuRtFuL ReLaTiOnShIp (BUT STILL STRONG) and then craig puts a spider-man band-aid on the wound and tweek is like “kiss it” and craig is like “i’m not kissing your fucking foot you sick turdburglar” and craig grabs his butt and flies away

aw aw awww is that the end of the meme i was having so much fun

tune in next time for the next installment of “dee doesn’t even write about these douches anymore but she’s still got it”

i love how im stressing over this one file when its like three paragraphs and i could just continue...

Thu, 12 Jul 2012 02:55:55 -0400

i love how im stressing over this one file when its like three paragraphs and i could just continue from scratch but im so set on having all the words in one place that im shitting meself over it

hOLY SHIT do you ever think you fixed something but then it just fiNDS MORE WAYS TO BE WRONG i tried...

Thu, 12 Jul 2012 02:42:00 -0400

hOLY SHIT

do you ever think you fixed something but then it just fiNDS MORE WAYS TO BE WRONG

i tried to retrieve the file for the next chapter of houseflies from my email, and when i did, i couldn’t open it on this computer

so i was like OH I KNOW

I’LL UPLOAD IT TO GOOGLE DOCS

THAT’LL WORK FOR SURE

i go to google docs which i haven’t touched in two years

i try to upload the file and it’s like “beep beep motherfucker there was an error”

i try a few more times and then it’s like UPLOAD SUCCESSFUL MOTHERFUCKER

and i’m like FUCK YES LET’S BLOW THIS POPSICLE STAND

then i try to open the now successfully uploaded file and now it’s like

“beep beep motherfucker we can’t open this right now”

where is my god now

Photo

Sun, 08 Jul 2012 23:27:23 -0400

Photo

Wed, 20 Jun 2012 22:56:24 -0400

started chapter 6 of houseflies happy birthday to “kawaii as hell.wps”

Wed, 20 Jun 2012 03:24:43 -0400

started chapter 6 of houseflies

happy birthday to “kawaii as hell.wps”

happy birthday to chapter 2 of cheese - gruyère

Sun, 17 Jun 2012 04:32:46 -0400

happy birthday to chapter 2 of cheese - gruyère:

sirdigbychickencaesar:

carpetpissers: sirdigbychickencaesar: GUESS WHAT, GUYS CHEESE...

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 23:50:03 -0400

carpetpissers:

sirdigbychickencaesar:

GUESS WHAT, GUYS

CHEESE IS IN THE HOUSE!!!!

the allegedly long-awaited craig/tweek fic that laura and i were SUPPOSED to do for the south park big bang

spoiler alert

we didn’t

so we’re doing this shit on our OWN TIME, homies

we’ve got a big fat juicy gross story to give you and it’s happening

we have well over 20,000 words of material, however, many of those words run into dead ends and we need to tear down those ends and build a railroad

beep beep gay train coming through

except it’s not going to be that pretty

it’s going to be BEAUTIFUL, i mean, look at the gnarly gorgeous art that w0rmsign took the precious liberty of doing (extreme special thanks to them, i mean, look at that art)

those pictures capture the unadulterated grodiness that cheese will provide for you, so i suggest everyone put on their tutus, grab a bag of cheetos, and jump into

~*the cheese*~

LOOK

LOOK

teaservice: my hobbies include talking about writing things i will never write

Fri, 08 Jun 2012 20:46:32 -0400

teaservice:

my hobbies include talking about writing things i will never write

so houseflies is two years old

Sun, 27 May 2012 02:53:35 -0400

so houseflies is two years old

so i wrote this dinky little craig/tweek oneshot called looseleaf and liquid fiction

Fri, 04 May 2012 21:58:00 -0400

so i wrote this dinky little craig/tweek oneshot called looseleaf and liquid fiction:

it kind of goes with legs and locomotion but like who even cares

why was chapter 5 such a box office flop

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 22:46:54 -0400

why was chapter 5 such a box office flop

anon that was a lovely review let me kiss you

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 23:14:41 -0400

anon that was a lovely review

let me kiss you

random faves and alerts and reviews for months and months actually update everyone goes silent

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 03:27:36 -0400

random faves and alerts and reviews for months and months

actually update

everyone goes silent

OMG no you have no idea how excited I got when I woke up to see Houseflies had been updated hdjsjfjfisjd I love that fic so much seriously omg so tHANKS FOR MAKING MY DAY I'm so reading it on the bus to school Youre cool omg

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 07:50:38 -0400

this is so wonderful i’m so glad aahh

thank you!!